So..I recently joined Facebook....which has been pretty cool. Lots of catching up with old friends, etc. However, one of the things I have found to be hilarious is the number of people who use ridiculous pictures of themselves as their profile pic. Girls leaning over, for a down the shirt shot, or Brutus the Barber Beefcakes like this guy. I mean..seriously? It's great to be in shape and all...but is this your resume for the online community?
"Uh....hi...my name is Jim..and uh...I'm so huge, I was trying to take off this shirt and it got caught on my pecs and slingshotted right around my neck [either that or he got confused with how to put it on]. I almost blew a delt!! Hahahaha. I'd wave to you but my arms have the range of motion of an early 80's GI Joe figure. If you're wondering where those soup cans disappeared to...they're under my pits, helping to keep my arms up. Thank god I have this rope on my neon orange shorts to keep me tethered to the ground!"
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