OK..this one is from the Dal era, and took place in the SUB (Student Union Building) of course. Strangely enough, this is one scene that did not really directly or indirectly involve some tomfoolery by P Guy. However it did involve our good friend Kwabbo (don't spell that with a Q or he'll rip your teeth out).
Now, Kwabbo was always quite the character, fairly low-key in the obvious sense...but fackin hilarious in an under your breath kind of way most of the time. Whether it was the "cock your ballcap sideways to stare at chicks while you're studying" technique, pulling a junior Whopper randomly out of his pocket during class, or catching unsuspecting eyes with a display of hog under the table at the Killam library...Kwabbo was always up to something. But, funny thing...the most hilarious stuff found him.
So, we're sitting there one day, finishing up lunch I believe. In walks this Lebanese guy named "Rodney". This cat was always kicking it around the SUB...but today he had a problem. Seems he had a test or a major assignment or something due...and he needed a get out of jail card to get him off the hook fast. So, he pulls Kwabbo aside...some conversation ensues, and then the two of them disappear into the men's room for a minute (I know...this doesn't sound like a FUNNY story). All of us are left wondering..WTF are those two up to?
About 2 minutes later out they come...Rodney takes off and Kwabbo comes back to the table as if nothing were amiss.
So...what was the resolution to Rodney's problem? Well, he basically asked if Kwabbo could help him embellish a story that Rodney weaved about getting jumped, so at Rodney's request, Kwabbo followed him into the bathroom and pucnhed him square in the eye...giving him a nice shiner to back up his story. Now, I'm sorry, but I still find this fackin hilarious...I mean, it's one thing to string together some ridiculous excuse to get out of some school work...but there has GOT to be a better was than having KO (aka. Tuesday's child) drop a bomb on your face.
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I do recall that you used to be the one who used to fall for the Kwabena tactics like "Lepage, can you pick up my eraser", or "Lepage, grab my sandwich out of the bag", and your head goes down under the table and his hog is there to greet you. You were gullible back in the day. On a side note, I googled Kwabena to make sure I spelled it correctly, and the first link says:
KWABENA. Gender: Masculine. Usage: African. Means "born on Tuesday" in Akan.
There you go. Now I understand your Tuesday reference.
So True. There is nothing like a Kwab-Hog to give you nightmares for life.
And to think the guy is getting married...
Speaking of tricks... Let's not forget Kwabbo's protege. Farrel had [what he thought was] a genius workaround for the bridge toll. Remember you can use one token, 3 quarters, or the remains of your half eaten donair as you drive through at Mach 6.
Hahaha....forgot about that!!!!!
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