"We had to move the P. We had to simplify it. Diddy is more personal. We are entering into the age of Diddy. It's a new era," the rap mogul said in a recent interview with "Access Hollywood".
Diddy? People are starving, wars are happening, and Puffy's collective of yes-men and advisors are sitting around the table discussing the necessity of dropping the P in his name?
"We had to simplify it"?! Yeah, because P Diddy is a stumbling block for a lot of people..."What's that guy's name....something...Diddy....G Diddy?". Who cares?
More nonsense: Diddy — whose monikers have included Puff, Puff Daddy and Puffy, says Diddy is "a little bit more personal. I've let down my guard. I'm fully exposed. We are going to have a lot of fun with it. It is the return of hip-hop, rock 'n' roll superstars and they call them Diddy. I'm going to start talking in the third person everything."
And so one can assume there will be a succession of terrible names to follow:
- Puff the Magic Diddy
- Spliff the Magic Fatty
- Spiffy
- Jiffy Pop Daddy
- Diddy Cracked Corn (featuring "I Don't KR")
- Starship "We Built This Diddy" Combs
Perhaps he should spend less time talking to himself in the third person and look for his picture in the dictionary under megalomaniac.
1 comment:
"We built this Diddy on pop-cult-ure"
nie cones.
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