Tight new Tracks

Now, I know PGuy will probably give me the gears for what is to follow, due to our well known differences in taste of music (Guy hates the electric guitar about as much as he hates cheese).

I cannot get enough of 2 new tracks, Fallout Boy's "This Ain't a Scene it's an Arms Race", and Finger Eleven's "Paralyzer". The latter being a bit of a departure from their usual heavy rock, and more of throwback to their days as the Rainbow Butt Monkeys. Get into it, you can hear the track streaming on their website.

Seriously

Call me a misanthrope, but some feckin' people get on my nerves. Why is it that on winter's snowy streets people, opt to walk down the middle of the road rather than on the nicely cleared sidewalk? This morning, I almost ran someone down (on purpose) for this very reason...walking straight down the middle of the street, back to me, while there was a perfectly good sidewalk just feet away.

Lazy people. Was at the grocery store the other day, and I find that someone has decided not to purchase their package of fish, but rather than returning it to the proper section, they leave it on top of a bag of sugar. I mean honestly, take your arse back to the fish section and put it back. "Nah, I don't think I really want this 4olb turkey, I'll just tuck it away here behind these Wheat Thins".

I so badly want to choke out my douchebag neighbours who keep bringing the shopping carts home from the grocery store and Zellers. Feck. There's always one parked out in front of their house, in between their broken screen door and the minefield of Rottweiler turds. They don't seem to have jobs, as they are home at any given point during the day, probably busy thinking of ways they can further reduce my property value. Our neighbours from France refer to this fine couple as "Les deschiens"...which I think, loosely translated means "douchebags".

Dane Cook

OK...I have been hearing about Dane Cook for well over a year....however...never really thought about given his comedy a listen. The other day I fired his 2 CD set "Retaliation" into my car, and have been pissing my pants in laughter ever since. His shiznit is hilarious. If you are looking for a great way to laugh through traffic or make a road trip even more hilarious, get into this.

Torture Anyone?

Saw this on the online version of the paper today:








Don't get me wrong....torture is nothing to laugh at, except for when some moron at the paper puts it in the Sports section.